Jokes pa rin...

Wala pa talaga akong maisulat na matino kaya puro cut-and-paste pa lang. Ubusin ko lang tong mga collections dito sa net and babalik na tayo straight-forward blogging :-)

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MGA NAGBABAGANG ULO NG MGA BALITA!

Dalawang kalbo, nagsabunutan..
Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim ang paningin..
Tindera ng suka, tinoyo..
Mga basurero nagsampa ng kaso, binasura..
Dahil may reklamo, mga bingi nag-noise barrage..
Misis ng photographer, nakunan..
Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad..
Invisible man, nagpakita..
Labandera nagkamali, sinabon..
Janitor sumali sa Basketball, nilampaso..
Paco binaha, kinalawang..
Dahil lagi raw tulog, Guwardiya binantayan..
Bangkay, natagpuang patay!..

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Nihonggo 101?

Manok = sekken
Mamaya = sakana
Joke = biru
Cook = giza-giza
Ayos = Furo oke
Small pieces of cloth = retasu
Cornfield = mais-san
Hindi masyado = natsu
Ipagpaumanhin = kamisori
You can have it = sayonato
I give up = sukonako
Ouch = haraiku
Is this your car? = otomoto?
This is my car = otokoto
Speechless = wasabe
Are you playing the guitar? = gigitaraka?
You haven’t washed your face = mimuta matamo
Your so skinny = kitanabutomo
Bola = Mikasa
Pencil = Mongol (Mongolian ito! hehe)

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REAL MEANING

Antibodies = against everyone
Bacteria = back door of the cafeteria
Benign = what you be after you be eight
Bowels = letters like A, E, I, O, or U
Cardiology = advance study of pusoy and tong-its
Cat Scan = searching for one's lost kitty
Cauterize = made eye contact with her
Artery = study of paintings
Enema = not a friend
Genes = blue denim slacks
Caesarian Section = district in Rome
Labor Pains = hurt at work
Organ transplant = what u do 2 ur piano when u move
Nitrate = cheaper than day rate
Protein = in favor of young people
Tablet = a small table
Terminal Illness = getting sick at the airport
Tumor = an extra pair
Urine = opposite of "you're out"

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MGA SABLAY NA HIRIT

“It’s a no-win-win situation”
“Burn the bridge when you get there”
“Mute and academic”
“Take things first at a time”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too”
“So far, so good, so far”
“Time is of the elements”
“For all intense and purposes”
“My answers have been prayered”
“It’s as brand as new”
“What’s your next class before this?”
“For a while, please hang yourself..”
“You, ur not a boy anymore!..ur a man anymore!”
"The more, the manier.."
"Come, let's join us.."
"The sky is the langit.."
"Don't touch me not.."
"I always go there sometimes.."
"Give him the benefit of the daw.."

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